e3 booth babes

the e3 booth babes are my next wives.

they're back!!! every fantasy all in one place.

gina trapani

gina trapani is my next wife.

she's the uber-geek. she can hack my life. don't worry, she'll tell me "uber" is sooo 2007.

alison lohman

alison lohman is my next wife.

i'll drag her to hell. marry me.

lois griffin

lois griffin is my next wife.

if she can put up with peter, she'll put up with anything. even me. and she's got a wild streak in her that i gotta see. then i'll brag about it to the q man.

jenson button : hmnbt

jenson button is my next boyfriend.

oh to live the glamorous life of the next F1 world champion. think he'll let me drive his car?

moon bloodgood

moon bloodgood is my next wife.

i'm her salvation. then we'll repopulate the earth. we'll be earth's salvation.

samantha ronson

samantha ronson is my next wife.

ok, maybe i should have had sam on yesterday for s/he's my next boyfriend tuesday, but to sit up in the dj booth at some of the hottest clubs in la-la land would be awesome.
we'll spin some groovy tracks and look down and point and laugh at lindsay as we watch her stumble through the club trying to pick up whomever may be next on her list. it'll be so much fun.